August 2012
July 2012
monochromespeckles:
Once there was an ugly barnacle
he was so ugly
that EVERYONE DIED
The end
5 tags
julieruin:
i used to think the phrase “i’m going to kill you to death” was oxymoronic but homestuck has disproved that
everyonelovesrobots:
sillytier:
tavros wears an
itsy bitsy teenie weenie light blue page of breath bikini
that he wore for the last time today
ohsoakimbo:
11 tags
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
aro-rusco:
bassoonerthebetter:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
I recently purchased a pair of pants with about six pockets and I was like “these pants...
hanakatsumi:
foxnewsofficial:
i hope they use comic sans on your gravestone
11 tags
Watchloki-s-army-at-221b:
forsciencejohn:
batchofcucumbers:
iwantaugustuswaters:
bookishbutcorruptible:
I LOVE THIS MAN.
Also. Understandable.
oh my god
How does he do that with such a straight face?!
WHERE HAS THIS VIDEO BEEN ALL MY LIFE
always reblog
9 tags
9 tags
Watchrockinroller25:
clarri:
iambillpardy:
seerofsarcasm:
ohdeerling:
hussiebot:
intrarnot-explour:
wheelcher:
genius
OH MY GOODOD
JESUS THIS IS TERRIBLE ON SO MANY LEVELS BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THAT’S FUCKING HORRIBLE, BUT GOD, IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS.
SHITSTORM
im pissing this is hilarious
LMFAO
Watchmolecularyou:
cantirockits:
kiwibutt:
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
ERMAHGERD.
HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN JSDKFHGSKJDF
OMG THIS IS THE BAEST DAY OF MUY FYCUKING LIFE
if it were red, no one would escape.
comic-con: knock knock
me: who's there
comic-con: NOT YOU
me: URBFGBGBUGLLUGUSDUGSD
booksandwildthings:
brendonboydlikeurie:
sexualcl0wn:
mintyflavored:
livvefast:
groovieghoulie:
socialjusticeally:
notkorra:
hashgag:
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing clocks at people who need to...
idolfried:
me right now
