monochromespeckles: Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that EVERYONE DIED The end
julieruin: i used to think the phrase “i’m going to kill you to death” was oxymoronic but homestuck has disproved that
everyonelovesrobots: sillytier: tavros wears an itsy bitsy teenie weenie light blue page of breath bikini that he wore for the last time today
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
aro-rusco: bassoonerthebetter: lord-kitschener: gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, Jilli And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. You know what’s attractive? Not this: I recently purchased a pair of pants with about six pockets and I was like “these pants...
hanakatsumi: foxnewsofficial: i hope they use comic sans on your gravestone
loki-s-army-at-221b: forsciencejohn: batchofcucumbers: iwantaugustuswaters: bookishbutcorruptible: I LOVE THIS MAN. Also. Understandable. oh my god How does he do that with such a straight face?! WHERE HAS THIS VIDEO BEEN ALL MY LIFE always reblog
rockinroller25: clarri: iambillpardy: seerofsarcasm: ohdeerling: hussiebot: intrarnot-explour: wheelcher: genius OH MY GOODOD JESUS THIS IS TERRIBLE ON SO MANY LEVELS BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THAT’S FUCKING HORRIBLE, BUT GOD, IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS. SHITSTORM im pissing this is hilarious LMFAO
molecularyou: cantirockits: kiwibutt: PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT ERMAHGERD. HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN JSDKFHGSKJDF OMG THIS IS THE BAEST DAY OF MUY FYCUKING LIFE if it were red, no one would escape.
comic-con: knock knock
me: who's there
comic-con: NOT YOU
booksandwildthings: brendonboydlikeurie: sexualcl0wn: mintyflavored: livvefast: groovieghoulie: socialjusticeally: notkorra: hashgag: throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up throwing handles at people who need to get a grip throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out” throwing clocks at people who need to...
idolfried: me right now